Osama bin Laden gives advice to writers

Just when you thought you'd heard every notable person give their take on the WGA strike, Osama bin Laden decides to lend his unsolicited advice to writers:

The studios that the writers are striking against are comprised almost entirely of Jews (and, in the case of the few non-Jews left in Hollywood, Zionist atheist Jew-lackeys), And the writers are all homosexuals or the sort of tedious women who enjoy cavorting with homosexuals.

Ultimately, I decided that I hate the Jews more than the Gays, so I offer this advice to the striking writers:

Perhaps you should consider each strapping between 10 and 20 pounds of homemade pipe bombs to a vest beneath your clothing. Then, split up between public buses, pizza places, and nightclubs in the Los Angeles area, and arbitrarily blow yourselves up.

Read the rest on Osama's blog (not to be confused with Obama, who also supports the writers, albeit for different reasons).